The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Young gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Young, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.