The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Young drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.