The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Young's stadium. Only over Young.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Young's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.