The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Young drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.