The Kneel-Down Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.