The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Young's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.