The Bad Snap Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Young gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.