The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Ref: "Number Young, that's a flag." Young: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Every deep ball Young throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Young's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.