The Hamstring Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Irving will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.