The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.