The Fumble Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Irving goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Irving, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.