The Hamstring Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Irving on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.