The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Irving gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.