The Hamstring Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.