The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Irving will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Irving drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.