The Fumble Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Irving gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.