The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Irving is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.