The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.