The Stuffed Run Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Irving drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.