The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Irving, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.