The Hamstring Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Irving goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.