The Stuffed Run Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Irving is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
85%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.