The Stuffed Run Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.