The Late Scratch Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Coach says Irving is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.