The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.