The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Coach says Irving is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Irving's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Irving, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.