The Fumble Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Irving breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Irving's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.