The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Irving sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Irving, Irving, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.