The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.