The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Irving sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.