The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Irving's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.