The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A mysterious flag erases Irving's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.