The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Irving is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Irving's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.