The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Irving sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Irving's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.