The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.