The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Irving, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.