The Garbage-Time Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Irving loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.