The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Irving drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.