The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Irving gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Irving's stadium. Only over Irving.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.