The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Irving is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.