The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Irving gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Irving drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.