The Fumble Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Irving's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.