The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Irving will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.