The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Coach says Irving is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Irving's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.