The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Irving breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Irving, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.