The Stuffed Run Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Irving gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Irving, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.