The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Klubnik's stadium. Only over Klubnik.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.