The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.