The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.