The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Klubnik scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klubnik's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.